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- You’re Black.
- You’re a Black girl.
- Runk is the better dining hall.
- Before it was renovated, Gooch-Dillard was the best dorm.
- Code switchin.
- It’s okay if you aren’t a member of the Black Pack. Most of us didn’t receive a nomination.
- Groupme is an app that exists for the destruction of society.
- People actually wear boat shoes.
- Lilly Pulitzer is actual fashion.
- Kids that come from “old money” probably means someone’s ancestor was fighting a war so they could own people.
- Speaking off–unmarked mass slave burials. There. And there. And there, too.
- Jefferson can catch these hands.
- No, you cannot touch my hair.
- Or say the n-word.
- Parties fall into 2 categories: alcohol-heavy or music-driven. You can guess which student goes to which.
- Plus dollars.
- International students eat Faberge eggs for breakfast.
- Black Fire; Spike Lee; Femininities and Masculinities in the Media; W.E.B. DuBois; Malcolm X; Martin Luther King, Jr.; Toni Morrison; bell hooks.
- Wings Over is open until 3AM.
- Bodo’s opens at 7AM.
- Protein before alcohol.
- You’re a low-income student with a laptop from the school and not an 11-inch MacBook Pro from Mom and Dad.
- You’re a Black woman with an opinion.
- You scare slow-walking, middle-aged white women.
- Alpha vagina.
- You’re actually pretty. Don’t let the attention your friends receive, in comparison to your lack of, fool you into thinking otherwise.
- You’re a strong writer.
- Sit in cafes with your female friends and let that energy flow.
- Question your professor.
- Hug your professor.
- OAAA is behind Bryan Hall.
- A lot of students probably can’t see it because they don’t see color.
- Men will try to talk over you, but usually to say things that don’t matter.
- Black Lives Matter.
- Snakes are fun when they’re not human.
- Shower shoes aren’t up for debate.
- Exit through the back of the bus.
- They were terrorists, Teresa.
- Do what will make you smile every time you look at your degree. No one else can do that for you.
- A solid 7 out of 10.
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